THESE DAMN SCAMMERS THINK THEY'RE SLICK

These crooks figure they're smart, don't they? They run their schemes thinking they're beyond-capture. But let me tell you, pal, we're aware of your dodgy business. You can't con us forever. We're coming. F***ed Over by A Scammer? Let Me Tell Ya Do Shit Happens. Getting scammed is a real pain in the ass , but don't spiral. First things fir